4. THE CHEMICALS ARE TURNING FROGS GAY AND WE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT HELP OMG WE NEED TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM BEFORE IT EFFECTS HUMANS AS WELL AAAAAA!!!! BOIL ORDER BOIL ORDER!!!!!! WAIT THATS FOR LIKE E COLI NOT CHEMICALS!!!!!!! FILTER ORDER FILTER ORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Giant humanoid frog walks up to a person)

Person: AAA! What are you???

Giant humanoid frog: im... a... giant... humanoid-

Person: HOW DID YOU BECOME A GIANT HUMANOID FROG??

Giant humanoid frog: i... drank... from... that... river... over... there...

Person: the chemical river?!

Giant humanoid frog: and... im... not... just... any... giant... humanoid... frog...

im... a... giant... humanoid... GAY... frog

Person: the chemicals turned you gay?

Giant humanoid GAY frog: no... always... gay... chemicals... didn't... cause... me... to... be... gay…