A collection of extremely short stories ive wrote in the past
5. cannibal thats allergic to peanuts
by quaverrat
Published on 12th of July, 2026 • 67 words
person: NO DON'T EAT ME!!!!
cannibal: i'm gonna get cha!
person: WAIT WAIT WAIT BEFORE YOU SLAUGHTER ME!
cannibal: ?
person: are you allergic to peanuts?
cannibal: yeah?
person: (injects themselves with a syringe) ya snooze you lose asshole!
cannibal: what was that?
person: peanut oil :3 (tosses syringe behind them as they walk away, sticking their tongue out mocking the cannibal)
cannibal: god fucking damn it
Author's Note:
December 17th 2025
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